Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I would ride that face into the sunset
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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