How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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