So drunk, too bad you don't want this
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
Randomize
