Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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