Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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