Non-Jews are for practice
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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