First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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