They should really pass out barf bags in church
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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