ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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