i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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