Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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