Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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