I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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