So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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