Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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