no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
the condom got lost in my hair
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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