dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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