my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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