dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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