shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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