Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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