On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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