i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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