I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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