I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
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