I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Randomize
