Its about making memories worth repressing
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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