Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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