you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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