Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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