There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
