it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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