Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Randomize
