We won't sleep together?
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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