dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Drunk is a universal language darling
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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