I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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