They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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