Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
So squirting runs in the family.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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