Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize
