thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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