i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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