My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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