My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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