remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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