Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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