there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
