you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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