haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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