ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Randomize
