If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Michael Bay diarrhea
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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